I Drink Your Milkshake!

Estrada said the man complained about the milkshake, then demanded coffee. When he was told there was no coffee, he started yelling, she said. Estrada said the man jumped the counter, chased her towards a small office, then punched her in the face. [More]

I liked the Daniel Day-Lewis version better. And in both cases, the victim should have had more of a say in the outcome. That's where equalizers come in.

[Via William T]