Friday, January 06, 2017

That's One Way to Deal with Jehova's Witnesses

I'm going to reserve judgment until more is known. [More]

If I felt in danger, I don't think I'd be inclined to go outside unless there were compelling circumstances.

[Via Keith B]

3 comments:

Bad Cyborg said...

I know a guy who had a much simpler method of eliminating JW "visits. A domestic nudist, he peeked around the front door and told the 2 ladies that he was not "dressed for company" but they insisted it would be OK. He let them in and directed them to sit on his couch. (which faces AWAY from the door). After they had seated themselves, he walked over, sat down in his recliner and saked them what they had to say. Needles to say but they were quite embarrassed at his lack of attire. He, OTOH was completely comfortable in a CFNM situation. They stammered some apology for disturbing him and he has never had another JW visit since.

Who knew JWs were so straight laced?

Bear said...

JWs woke me up one morning after a double shift; just kept pounding on the door and wouldn't go away. I crawled out of bed in nothing but shorts, grabbed a broadsword, opened the door and yelled, "What the [bleep] do you want?"

It was years before JWs came to my door again.

Anonymous said...

Heads up, the J.W. can be useful, just get the address of people in your area near your home front that voted for Obama OR against Gun ownership, and write the J.W. letter with a 2 dollar donation! The J.W.will be beating on their door @ 7:00 AM on the weekends forever ;)