Thursday, March 09, 2017

ALICE Doesn't Live Here Anymore


She died trying to throw a book -- which I notice Cpl. Corpulent doesn't carry in his holster -- at an armed assailant. [More]

No worries though.

Rotary Club doesn't allow guns at its functions.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So yeah, a large church insurance company named Church Mutual reached out to its members to push a webinar that advocated this nonsense. I told our team about it, took part, and promptly tried to forget everything. I should have known better when the flyer showed a bb gun tucked into a waist band. I don't know about the effects of ALICE, but I darn tooting know about Betsy.