...founders Kristen Johnson and Katie Jarvis... [More]That explains a lot. The future's gonna need plenty of cannibal food.
Tangentially related, y'ever notice how many feral gangbanger catalysts for more "common sense gun safety laws" are raised by "progressive"-voting "single mothers"?
As for "your child [getting] in touch with his 'feminine side,'" I've done that before.
[Via Rough and Ready]
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I "got in touch with my feminine side" a few years back when I worked inbound telemarketing for a women's clothes catalog. I had to learn how to measure a woman to determine bra/cup size and even had to coach women on how to do it. Problem came when some sweet thing with the voice of an angel started ordering size small thongs and 32C bras. HHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD to keep my mind on the job and not on visualizing what the things I helped her order might be going onto. But then came the night I helped some gal order several pairs of 5X panties and 50+ TRIPLE LETTER bras. I would have been OK if she had just stopped at that point. Nope! She then proceeded to order 3 pair of CONTROL TOP thongs (I submit that any body that NEEDS "control top" does NOT need to be in a thong!), 4 BACKLESS halter tops (50+ triple letter boobs need MORE control than a backless halter top can provide), and 3 pair of spandex leggings - white, SILVER and international - hear it 5 miles away - orange. The idea of a 5X tushie in a thong and SILVER spandex was more than I could handle for the moment. I needed a break after that. I love big women. Been married to one for 45 years. But if she ever showed up in silver spandex, a thong and a backless halter top I might have to go away - permanently! BRRRRRR
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