Nothing to Apologize for

Trust me on that, anyone who would even consider going to "confession" to absolve themselves of guilt for being a man -- because you're not. [More]

The next step though would be to sell indulgences, and the one after that would be to compel them, kind of like a carbon tax.  And, of course, the whiter you are, the bigger your footprint.

And as long as we're rubbing your faces in it...