Monday, April 24, 2017

Allahu Akboar

Three Islamic State jihadis have reportedly been killed by rampaging wild boars near Iraqi farmland. The three Islamic State militants were cut down by the feral boar known to inhabit Kirkuk in the the al-Rashad region, a local news site claims. They attacked the militants and left three killed, Iraqi News reports. [More]
While this sounds like the type of hoax story you'd read on The Onion, a spokesman for the boars confirmed the kills:


[Via Michael G]

4 comments:

Henry said...

Death by pork, Achmed? No virgins for you!

Crotalus said...

"Ibliss? You're up for these three. They stink!"

Anonymous said...

Maybe boars don't like getting mounted from behind

Ned said...

Wild boars have a natural distaste for unclean animals...