We're the Only Ones Helpful Enough

Gust of Wind Traps Baby Inside Locked Car. Mom Calls 911 for Help. Mom Gets Ticketed by Police ... To add insult to non-injury, Lt. Tierney is also quoted as reminding people that in a situation like this one, "Don't be afraid to call 911 for help." [More]

And if she ignores their non-negotiable extortion, they'll dispatch an armed invasion team authorized to use an escalating continuum of force to either establish obedience via hostage-taking or to terminate the threat.

But don't be afraid. They're here to help.

[Via William T]