Monday, December 04, 2017

Best Picture

The L.A. film critics rave! [More]

Being a mere knuckledragging deplorable, I'd never heard of it, and wanted to see what had my betters so enthralled with this "heartbreaking masterpiece."

So I looked up the plot and read, among other highlights:
He sneaks into Oliver's room to smell his underwear and masturbates while thinking about him.
No wonder they hold us flyover rubes in such ruthless contempt.

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