Wednesday, January 17, 2018

'Blue' Hawaii Redux


Here's a followup to my latest
[Via George Pace]

1 comment:

Henry said...

Take one:

“Civil Defense employee who sparked terror in Hawaii by accidentally triggering ballistic MISSILE warning will be 'retrained' say officials after thousands fled to bomb shelters"

Take two:

“There was one individual, a very well-trained and seasoned employee. He’s not someone we hired off the street. This was someone we could depend on.”

Take three:

“The employee who triggered the false alert has since been reassigned to an unspecified job “within the operations branch” so he “can’t possibly get near the process again,”

So: a very well-trained and seasoned employee, someone you could depend on!, will be retrained — and meanwhile has been quarantined into a position where he can’t f*k up again.

This is a variation of the Bart Simpson defense, isn’t it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTbgsoHDc24