We're the Only Ones Making Quite a Splash Enough

In the course of the fight, someone threw a beer at Norris. She in turn threw a beer at the person who threw it at her. [More]

So can the rest of us get drunk and disorderly, and trust that the police response will be to reduce our paid "vacation" time by two days?

Let's ask  Daniel Shaver.

Oh, that's right, we can't.

Let's ask Philip Mitchell Brailsford.

[Via bondmen]