We're the Only Ones Biting Enough

But the statute makes an exception for dogs owned by and performing duties on behalf of law enforcement agencies. [More]

So is "Scooter" still out there protecting and serving the hell out of us?

And yes, that's an Obama-appointed judge making sure women's interests are well-represented -- I guess as long as your attacker isn't a man we're all cool with it. I'm just surprised she didn't rule it's OK to use "defective" human fetuses for police dog food.

[Via Mack H]