"Given these weapons, like the crossbow, used to kill my constituent are readily for sale online, can I urge the Prime Minister to urgently and seriously look at expanding the Offensive Weapons Bill so that we can toughen the scope of the laws governing the sale, the possession and the use of these deadly weapons." [More]Because it would be utter madness to trust 21st Century subjects with 2,000+ year-old technology!
[Via Roger J]
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2,000 year technology with built-in silencer - proof of alien technology !
Next thing you'll be hearing about are blow gun wielding Amazon 'caravaners' just seeking something to eat ...
I figure it's only a matter of time before all cutlery and flatware is prohibited in private homes and Brits end up eating with single use "sporks" everywhere. Having beaten their swords (and forks and kitchen knives and table knives) into plowshares wonder who they'll end up plowing for. 10 to 1 it's somebody who is fond of a phrase which sounds very like "hollow snackbar!".
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