Tuesday, December 11, 2018

This Is the Christmas Liberals Want

Acting under the authority granted in Section IV of the Emergency Presidential Powers Act, the FBI seizes guns and ammunition from American homes. The reclaimed arms are subsequently melted down on the orders of Arts Minister Harvey Weinstein, after which the resulting molten materials will be used to craft a giant "open door" installations on the southern border, where it will be assembled by the shackled hands of former ICE employees. [More]
On the plus side, there will be no lumps of coal.

[Via Jess]

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