Friday, February 08, 2019

We're the Only Ones Stripped Enough

A Boston cop who had his city-issued gun allegedly stolen by two strippers after a night out bar-hopping last week in Rhode Island is not being identified because he is “a victim,” police told the Herald today. He is listed as the No. 1 victim in a Pawtucket police report showing he frantically called cops there early Saturday to report his black, .40-caliber Glock 22 semi-automatic was gone. [More]
A Boston cop and he has a lap to dance on?

Realize were he a non-"Only One" we'd not only know his name, he'd no doubt be up on charges.

Now everybody point and laugh at "real reporter" Robert Gearty of Fox News* who called it:


* Fox News does not allow access to Blogger links, so go to: https://www.foxnews.com/us/2-strippers-charged-with-stealing-boston-cops-gun-during-night-out

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well the Anti's always say a gun is a substitute for a penis. Does that imply that the ladies were dissatisfied with his "equipment" and stole his Glock to compensate? Inquiring minds want to know!

Anonymous said...

When you remove all of those extraneous details, you realize there are only three kinds of guns.

1. Assault weapons
2. Musket rifles
3. Service revolvers

Anonymous said...

The Boston paper didn't name officer Emanuel Brandao, but the Providence Journal
has a more complete story - namely, the deal was the paid the strippers for sex.

https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20190208/police-ri-strippers-who-stole-boston-cops-gun-were-paid-for-sex