Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Something About Having to Invite Vampires to Cross the Threshold...

In the name of fighting COVID-19, Harris County (Texas’s largest county) health officials announced a plan that includes randomly knocking on doors to collect blood samples. “Teams of health workers wearing yellow vests will make their rounds from Nov. 15 through Dec. 15, from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.” [More]

Aside from the "Hell, NO!" factor, I'm thinking the investment by those who want to exploit this for private purposes could be more than paid for and then some on the first visit...

[Via Michael G]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm shocked! Fake Harris County blood suckers? What mayhem would they be up to?

Amazing uses for all that corona relief dough brought to you by the kommisars of Harris County Texas.

Oh, there is no duty to accommodate either real or faux bloodsuckers. Mr. Colt usually accompanies me when unexpected knockers are at my door.

Henry said...

The shock of seeing this team appear at my door could conceivably trigger a violent coughing fit...