He Ain't Gonna Be Tryin' to Live Out His Leatherface Texas Chainsaw Fantasies Over Here

Oh, no, no, no, not today. [More]

Everyone realizes Shannon and the Hogglet would rather this woman had been butchered alive by a madman with a power tool instead of armed, right?

[Via Jess]

UPDATE: A couple of you in comments have noted that this is a parody. I see the source link I used above now claims:

Edit: Found out that this is a not the original woman, but the story is still indeed real. Good times! but the message remains the same. Carry!!!

This, supposedly, is the real story.