Wednesday, July 14, 2021

We're the Only Ones Reeking Enough

 The Court agrees with Gray that it is incredible that Officer Hiser—who self-admittedly does not have a heightened olfactory system—could smell the scent of two resealable sandwich sized plastic baggies of unburnt marijuana coming from a moving vehicle when patrolling in his cruiser. This occurrence is not only contrary to any common experiences, but is “implausible” and seemingly “contrary to the laws of nature.” [More]

So we can expect Hiser will be fired, arrested, and prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, and perjury...?

[Via Michael G]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"So we can expect Hiser will be fired, arrested, and prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon, kidnapping, and perjury...?"

Ummmm........ No.