Friday, June 27, 2008

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Federal agents raided Blackwater Worldwide this week as part of an investigation into whether the private security company sidestepped federal laws prohibiting the private purchase of automatic assault rifles, the company said Thursday.

...Court documents show that agents seized 22 guns as evidence from a vault dedicated to county authorities.

We talked about this a couple days back .

I know their contracts and connections would preclude any resistance, but can you imagine what would have happened if the Blackwater special ops guys decided to kick some BATFU butt? I'd order that on Pay-Per-View.

[Via Avg Joe]

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You don't have to be fricking Blackwater; even the Branch Davidians were able to fend off the BATFreaks.

Not that it worked out so well for them in the end.

Kent McManigal said...

FBI vs. Blackwater? It's like Charles Manson vs. Jeffrey Dahmer.

Anonymous said...

Pay-per-view? I'd fork over $10 to watch that in a theater with the screaming kids and the cell phones!
:)

Anonymous said...

CAGE MATCH!
I get the popcorn concession!

Anonymous said...

David, the headline made me laugh at work. I too would pay to watch, even knowing it'd be a 3 or 4 minute show.