Thursday, September 11, 2008

Special Announcement from the Ministry of Truth*

Former President Bill Clinton will replace former President George H.W. Bush as chairman of the National Constitution Center...
Good grief.

"It's quite a coup for us."
You got that right.

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7 comments:

Ken said...

Former President Bill Clinton will replace former President George H.W. Bush as chairman of the National Constitution Center...

Look on the bright side: this proves that it really is an infinite universe where anything is possible. Therefore, somewhere out there, the blessings of ordered Liberty are secured and there is free beer to boot. All we gotta do is hotwire CERN's collider.

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Anonymous said...

Just great, another clown who wiped his *** with the Constitution and Bill of Rights.

Why haven't these traitors been strung up like days of old?

Sean said...

Have either one of these shitbirds even read the Constitution? It's pretty plain Bush 1 never read it to Bush2. III.

Anonymous said...

The devil can quote Scripture when it serves his purposes.
When you oppose an enemy, appear to support him, I think Sun Tzu said, or words to that effect.
Clinton and Bush SHOULDN'T be able to be within a mile of each other, IF Republicans and Democrats really are as they portray themselves. See, they aren't. James Carville and his wife, operatives for opposite parties, the same. ideologically, they'll say whatever will concentrate power in their hands.
I leave you with a Klintonquote:
"When people abuse a right, you have to move to limit it."
The right, or the abuse?
I think I know. So does Serenity Sea Jones of Mt. Carmel, Waco, Texas. They buried her shins and feet; it was all they could find.

Anonymous said...

They know the Constitution quite well. Thus, they can more effectively undermine it.

Anonymous said...

'"... an institution dedicated to increasing the public's understanding of one the most important documents in American history - the U.S. Constitution," Clinton said.'

If said institution _actually_ did that, I am quite certain it would be to the detriment of those currently in power. Therefore, I am equally certain said institution will do no such thing.

III

Anonymous said...

I simply couldn't read the article. I couldn't get past the "YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!"