Firearm Saved Us From Four Armed Hijackers

In this country orders are placed with hijacking syndicates for low-mileage luxury cars for sale in adjacent countries, information being obtained from motor dealer staff as to car types and names and addresses of purchasers.

Well, that would certainly make me eager to register my firearms, as is being demanded. Then orders could be placed for expensive guns, and the crime syndicates would know the names and addresses of their owners.

[Thanks to John Schaefer]