Saturday, January 21, 2006

Raking In the Haul

Ottawa city's gun amnesty hasn't even started but police have already raked in dozens of firearms, including at least one that's about 200 years old.
"Dozens" is "raking in"?

So far police have collected 43 guns...Police showed off part of their haul to media Friday morning.

"43" is a "haul"?
One-third of the guns collected were missing essential working parts, and most were several decades old, such as the only semi-automatic pistol in the haul, an 80-year-old German Walther .380, a rusty antique breechloader from the 19th century, and two old-style revolvers of the 'Saturday night special' design.

Police also raked in a number of shotguns, hunting rifles and BB guns.
Rest easy, Ottawa. The orcs have been defanged. Your salvation from "gun violence" is at hand.

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