We're the Only Ones Filled With Youthful Joy Enough

A 15-year veteran of the Huntsville police force was arrested Tuesday on charges of possession of child pornography.

"[W]e believe in absolutely gun-free, zero-tolerance, totally safe schools. That means no guns in America's schools, period,with the rare exception of law enforcement officers or trained security personnel."

Isn't that right, Wayne?

[Via Jason M]