Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Snoop Dogg in Gun Scare

Clubbers at Gas, who had waited hours for a glimpse of Snoop Dogg, panicked and hit the floor when shots were heard at around 2.30am - but it turned out the noise came from rocks being thrown at the doors by guests who had been denied entry earlier.
But the editor can't write "Snoop Dogg in Rock Scare." That just wouldn't generate the desired hysteria.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo, dogg, check it all out, on this new CD, for only $9.99, tagged,Guns Gone Wild. As a bonus,dig if you will for free, Courts Gone Wild. Man, them cats in the black robes can do anything! Word.

E. David Quammen said...

Big difference from -

"It is the duty of the NEWSPAPERS to be the watchdogs of liberty."

- Benjamin Franklin

Not anymore, Ben. Now their the Snoop-dogs of 'sensationalism'....