Friday, June 30, 2006

Citizen's Self-Arrest Form

You know you're guilty of something...

[Thanks to John Schaefer]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I'm tried, can I give myself a not guilty plea? If I'm jailed, can I give myself a full pardon? How about a new trial if I remember something in jail I forgot during the trial? How bout' them two Denton cops that just went to the Big House for tampering with a sixteen year old girl? They were both in sting operations on the net to get adult men on the internet to come meet an underage girl for sex, and by golly, the only ones were doing it themselves! The Texas Rangers got em'. Dya' suppose anyone got their teeth kicked out?

Anonymous said...

Urge to spam... rising...

but... will... get... arrested... for... fraud...