If Wishes Were Fishes...

"If we could get the violence to stop, we could have an anti-gun-violence celebration."

Yes, someone who considers himself a "grown man" said that.

I'd like to send Commissioner Paul Mayhue a My Little Pony to play with. He could brush it's mane, and talk to it, and have a tea party with all his other dolls and stuffed animals.

In related news, he made another idiotic statement:

"It's reflective of long, hot summers. We don't need long, hot summers here."

Now there's an ambitious government program for you: Weather control!