Sunday, August 13, 2006

Officer...Oh Officer! That Man Has a HOLSTER!!!

Fellow council member Joe Teri spotted Perreault wearing a holster on his waist. That sparked enough concern that Teri mentioned it to council member Ed Earl and Lake County Sheriff's Lt. Greg Link.

Teri couldn't just go up to Perreault and say "Hey, I see you like to shoot, too. We ought to schedule some range time together."

No, "city officials" had to "huddle." No one had the guts to even approach Perreault until the bold City Fathers designated the cop as their "stuckee."

Which leads me to a fun new party game I just invented after visiting the Minneola Council website, the War On Guns Wheel o' Wussies:


Simply cut out out the circular image and put a hole in the center you can stick something through to spin it. If Perreault "lands" in front of you, you're "safe". Everybody else, well you can make up your own rules. For instance, maybe whoever ends up with Teri should get a Wheel o' Wussies Wedgie...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your support, it means a lot. and having sat with joe teri for two years now as a councilman, he is definately worthy of the wussies wedgie.