Tuesday, August 22, 2006

We're the Only Ones Who Don't Compute Enough

An LAPD narcotics officer will be investigated for the "negligent" firing of a handgun that discharged while being cleaned, putting a bullet into an office computer, it was announced Monday.
Hey, if the "handgun...discharged" and "the incident occurred," why are they investigating the poor "Only One"?

Oh, you mean that's "authorized journalist" code for he fired the gun?

1 comment:

M1Thumb said...

You would think with all that schooling, Authorized Journalists would understand the importance of avoiding the passive voice. Or maybe it's just that the passive voice gets used a lot...