We're the Only Ones Opportunistic Enough

Goshen — The Orange County Sheriff's Office is investigating whether a member of its command staff misused his position to sell privately owned guns that the agency was holding for safekeeping or destruction.

Land o' Goshen, imagine that! (Sorry, couldn't resist. Some day, I hope to have cause to use "Jumping Jehosaphat!")

Meanwhile, rich wretch Mayor Bloomberg focuses his treasonous wrath on out-of-state private dealers who sell their own property.

I got this one from Declan, who observes:

[T]his is my local sheriff's office...where I had to be interviewed by an investigator to determine if I was worthy to receive a New York State pistol permit...

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