Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Advice for Renée

Renée Zellweger wants to buy a gun to protect herself..."I don't want to own a gun, but sometimes I do think about it."

If you're the bundle of fears this article makes you out to be, Ms. Zellweger, combine that gun purchase with some training, including how to achieve the proper mindset to effectively and appropriately defend yourself--we don't want you blowing away a fan who just wants to slip a letter under your door.

Go see this lady. She can help.

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