Thank you for your email. It has been passed to our Quality of Sewrvice Unit who will contact you in due course.
So what kind of "sewrvice" could I expect? "In due course," of course?
Dear Mr Codrea
Your email has been forwarded to the Quality of Service Unit.
Unfortunately we are unable to give you any specifics of the incident as you were not directly involved. Your request for the Thames Valley Police response policy has been forwarded to our Freedom of Information who should respond to you in due course.
Yours sincerely
Quality of Service Unit
At least their "service" has improved, but there's that "due course" again. Oh well, at least nobody's trying to smash into my place with a hammer.
Not that I'd dial 911 anyway--at least until after the smoke cleared.
They shined Cryptic Subterranean on, too.
How would you like to have your life depending on these boobs?
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Who or what is their "Freedom of Information?"
Yeh really, who or what? They're steel having trubble with thair speelchucker and grommer.
How about I go undercover. Call me in as too fat and when they arrest me for my own protection, I'll snoop around while pretending to look for the English version of Donuts.
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