We're the Only Ones Rubbed the Wrong Way Enough

San Mateo County Sheriff Greg Munks and his undersheriff were swept up in Las Vegas prostitution sting over the weekend while at a massage parlor suspected of being a brothel, authorities said Tuesday...

He denied any wrongdoing, however, as did Undersheriff Carlos Bolanos...

"I believed I was going to a legitimate business," the sheriff said...

We thought the red lights were for decoration.

Let's see if this passes a simple smell test:

Honey? Would you mind if I went to a Nevada massage parlor run out of a private home with no signage?

[Via M. Terry]

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