We're the Only Ones Having One..Uh...Two for the Road Enough

A veteran Dallas police officer was arrested early Sunday, for the second time in three months, on suspicion of driving while intoxicated.

Well, yeah, but Cpl. Ailey has already told us that most winter accidents are "caused by motorists driving too close or too fast on the slick roads."

And as the designated "Only One" authority on such matters, you'd think he'd know. So if he wasn't doing that, what's the problem?

[Via KD5NRH]