Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Too Bad The Inquirer's Not "Idiot Proof"

It's called the "poor man's deer rifle."

Inexpensive, deadly, and fairly common, the gun that killed a Philadelphia police officer Saturday was originally designed for the Soviet Army in the mid 1940s.
All by its own self, no doubt. And they're cheap! And "idiot proof"!! And "poor men" own them!!! And you can find out how to clean them on YouTube!!!!

Think "Authorized Journalist" Sam Wood of "The Poor Man's Newspaper" could have packed any more PSH into his "straight" (no editorializing or bias here, honest!) "news" story?

I would like to address the "idiot proof" slander though, or at least the motivation behind it, as if reliability and simplicity of tool use is a bad thing.

It's a squeeze play. Because while Sam and his fellow travelers are working one side of the street decrying "idiot proof" guns, their cohorts in citizen disarmament are working the other demanding them:
There you have it, their true goal, laid out in black and white. The only acceptable guns are those which can be handled in complete safety by fools. Forget responsibility and accountability. Forget training and judgment. Forget the fact that life is fraught with risks and benefits and trade offs. Forget individual freedom and inalienable rights. Unless a drooling moron can hold the gun in his toes and gnaw on the barrel and yank back on the trigger with his (presumably opposable) thumbs in utter and oblivious tranquillity, it must be banned.

But it seems I read somewhere that anyone who thinks he's come up with a fool-proof device has underestimated the ingenuity of fools.
[Via John R]

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Long violent criminal record, I bet. Let out early several times despite probation and parole violations, I bet.
Guns are supposed to be dangerous and deadly. Most of hem DO have their origins in military designs. People aren't supposed to be dangerous, except in self-defense. THAT'S what needs fixing.
In the southwest, a bank robber JUMPED THROUGH a teller window, at the same time shooting a pregnant bank employee once in the abdomen (a dumb_ss with finger on trigger, or a malicious killer?). She lost her twins. The world is designed for the advantage of the criminal. The bank has been robbed 8 times in 6 years, and STILL wasn't secure.
Simple, functional guns give us a chance. A simple, functional correctional system would help.

Anonymous said...

I read the article...

"An box of 800 surplus rounds can be bought on the internet for about $100.

Though unusual, "those rounds are out there," Robbins said. "These knuckleheads had 'em."


Tell me where I can get 800 rounds of 7.62x39mm for $100.

Please, I'll be your friend!

Anonymous said...

Maybe the Marble PD should trade their M4 Carbines for SKS fixed magazine rifles. At least they wouldn't insert the magazine in backwards. Just a simple notation engraved in the stock to explain that it should be loaded with the "pointy end forward" would at least give most of them a carbine that they could actually fire...

Ned

Anonymous said...

"Every gun tells a tale"...

Wow. I'd pay a gazillion bux to see an interview of this gun.

Anonymous said...

WEll, David, the SKS is as nearly idiot proof as a gun can be made.

It is impossible to assemble it incorrectly, if you get it together, it works. Period.

The gun itself is idiot proof, its use is not, much like anything damn thing else you can name, from eggbeaters to pizza cutters.

Obviously, as you pointed out, the newspaper wasn't idiot proof.