We're the Only Ones Chubsy-Ubsy* Enough

Rana Parker tells pudgy police they have the right to remain chubby, but it can and will be used against them on the streets of Los Angeles. The dietitian lays down the law for recruits, veterans and top brass, letting them know that eating right can help them do a better job and could even save their lives.

Well, this is revealing:

"For the longest time in law enforcement we trained our people in policing, but we didn't teach our people about how to maintain their mental and physical well-being," he said.

Did he just admit that, until now, authorities have neglected the mental well-being of "The Only Ones" they want carrying guns?

"Oh, Miss Crabtree. There's something lying heavy on my heart."

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