Tuesday, September 02, 2008

We're the Only Ones Weighty Enough

Fat police weighing down patrol cars

Some police officers are so overweight they can only transport a single suspect in their overburdened squad cars.
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.*

* Not for those offended by gross humor.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

At first, I thought this article just had to be about Jersey City PD, cause some of them are just rolly polly ya know.....

Anonymous said...

Well, when you consider the size of their patrol cars, it's no wonder:

The standard patrol car is a 1.6-litre Ford Focus or a 1.3-litre Vauxhall Astra.