The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.Since the assailant wasn't an "Only One," it must have been an "assault sausage" rather than a "patrol sausage."
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
When Sausages are Outlawed...
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Remember the movie Motel Hell? "I used...preservatives." (dies)
III unregistered assault sausages
We must close the sausage show loophole! For the children!!
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Sausage+freezer = deadly weapon. Ever had one just fall on your foot?
No law-abiding person needs to be in possession of both at the same time. There's only one reason for it, no matter how they deny, deny, deny. That's the logic of the control weenies.
When sausages are outlawed, only people with grinders will have sausage. Careful what you feed the hogs. They will eat ANYTHING.
I think the best part was the canine consuming the evidence.
As for Motel Hell, I remember that movie.
People who keep sausage in their homes are 43 times more likely to be harmed by it than those who don't. This story also goes to show there is a good possibility that your own sausage will be turned against you.
Also:
Sausage Violence
Saturday Night Special
It Plagues Our Children; It Is The Epidemic Of The 90s (?)
Blood Running In Our Streets!
WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?
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