We're the Only Ones Jockeying for Position and Scratching Out a Living Enough

Lt. Kieran Crowe, a 23-year-veteran, was suspended 60 days without pay for rubbing his crotch, simulating masturbation and wiggling his tongue at the male sergeants in his Equal Employment Opportunity office at Police Headquarters.

Crowe admitted at his department hearing that he may have scratched his groin area, but said it was because he suffered from jock itch.

So could you say an "Only One" who is gay and suffers from a tinea cruris infection is a fungi...?

And I do apologize...