Thursday, October 23, 2008

We're the Only Ones Ready to Rumble Enough

Now San Francisco has two 2008 Ford F-450s equipped with the Rumbler, which consists of a slave amplifier, a timer that's activated when the driver taps the horn, two speakers that operate like subwoofers and a mounting bracket.
That slave the "Only Ones" are amplifying would be you...

[Via Plug Nickel Times]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the hell are those subwoofers supposed to do - intimidate by ULF sounds or call in a herd of Asian elephants to put a hurting on a perp?

Unknown said...

Why was this Only One responding to a non-emergency summons by the Chief with lights/sirens/"Rumbler" active? I thought lights/sirens were only for "emergencies", not to make your commute to city hall "quicker".

Skullz said...

On his way to the Golden Gate Bridge for the photo session, Lee's BlackBerry alerted him. It was the chief at City Hall requesting Lee's attendance.

"I said, ‘Can it wait 20 minutes?'"

The answer was no.

Lee knew what he had to do.


Yep, he had to break the law responding to his boss's non-emergency. He had to endanger the citizens of his area, who were (at the time) lawfully abiding all traffic laws, etc, so that he could get to a budget meeting.

Kent McManigal said...

Speakers is good targets.