We're the Only Ones Quadruple Enough

A Prince George's County police lieutenant charged four times this year with driving under the influence passed out behind the wheel of a running police cruiser in one incident, had to be Tasered and pepper-sprayed in another and was at fault in a hit-and-run in a third, Laurel Police said yesterday.

We talked about this Otis of "Only Ones" yesterday, but not about these details.

"It doesn't appear that he's going to be reinstated, obviously," said Maj. Andy Ellis, a county police spokesman.

Is Andy what we'd call a master of understatement?

[Via Orygunner]