Thursday, March 19, 2009

We're the Only Ones "Don't Call Me Norman, Call Me Chubsy-Ubsy" Enough*

A former Bellevue police officer fired for being overweight could be back patrolling the streets in a few months. [More]
Let's see--the Obese "Only One" did so poorly in shooting that his peers reported him? And he's deemed more gunworthy than you or I because he's been reinstated on a technicality?

Still, come to think of it, the way things are going, it may turn out to be advantageous if more of these guys can't shoot and can't physically perform...

* So you young 'uns know what I'm referring to...

3 comments:

Mike Gallo said...

I learned that LEO incompetence is a blessing back in college when none of the bastards could catch us running from parties. In fact, I used to run even before I started to drink (underage) at said parties just for the fun of watching them get winded and give up.

Anonymous said...

David,

Great "Little Rascals" reference!

tom said...

There's a Bank Heist in progress on the North Side. QUICK!!! Get the fork truck and load Officer Parent in the back of a pickup. We may need him! Be careful though, he has to get those uniforms custom tailored.

That one picture says it all.