We're the Only Ones Having a Smashing Good Time Enough

The off-duty Chicago police detective involved in a fiery crash that killed two men this morning was drunk at the time, with a blood alcohol level three times the legal limit of .08, sources said.

The 41-year-old officer is in police custody at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, where he was being treated for injuries from the crash. The Tribune is not naming him because he has not been charged. [More]

And I'm sure both the police and The Trib would be equally solicitous for a non-"Only One," aren't you?

Forget it Jake, it's Chi-Town.