We're the Only Ones "When All Other Places are Booked"* Enough

An Orange County deputy is under an internal investigation. He's accused of loaning his taser to a friend, who in turn shot someone with it while joking around. It all unfolded on Disney property and, despite the investigation, Deputy Eric Jaros is still on duty. [More]

Well of course he is.

Notice the private Epcot employee has been placed on leave pending the investigation, and it doesn't say it's a "paid" one.

But then, he's not an "Only One," is he?

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[Via Harvey]