Friday, October 30, 2009

We're the Only Ones Dog Lovers Enough

"Essentially, he was touching the dog's penis with his hand," Beasley said. "The others were there filming it. That's actually how we learned of it -- there's a video." [More]
Good grief.

I guess when it comes to "Only Ones" and dogs, it beats the alternative...

And I have plenty more where those came from. As long as the Bradys don't think I'm the one being too denigrating to law enforcement...

[Via Harvey]

5 comments:

Sean said...

Sometimes, when I read about the only ones here, I flip a coin, to decide whether to shit or go blind. On this occaision, I do not know whether to flip the coin or not.

Frederick H Watkins said...

I'm just speechless.

Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

Yeah, but did he say "red rocket, red rocket" while he did it?

If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it.

That brings up an . . . interesting question to ask an "Only One," the next time you see a really obedient police dog.

Tom said...

Kurt beat me to it...uh, perhaps I should rephrase that.


If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it I hope that's where it stops and they're not planning something else for the cops to do, like drawing blood.

Anonymous said...

Notice it ddn't say - "touch the officer's LIPs to the dogs penis.

That aces out the BATF........