Thursday, March 18, 2010

A True "Assault Weapon"

A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined. [More]
Stand back! That thing could go off!

Good grief.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

For a split-second, I'd read that the assaulter "has been fired".

That would make too much sense.

jon said...

that's just my patrol sausage, ma'am.

i mean this is the protocol, is it not?

Anonymous said...

On the other hand, it's more difficult than I'd realized to fire a self-employed person. -.-

Ned said...

If he could wield that "weapon" as a club, one would think he'd be employed in a poorly thought of video industry.

Is that assault with a friendly weapon?

BrianF said...

Have the Brady's called for penis registration yet?

Plug Nickel Outfit said...

David - you really should be commended for your restraint on this one.