We're the Only Ones Loving Our Fellow Man Enough

A San Antonio police officer sexually assaulted a man while he was on duty, an affidavit stated. [More]

I like how the chief is all angry and frustrated and disappointed. How does he think the victim felt?

For some reason I'm reminded of the comedy retort to the setup line "That's bigamy!"

"Big o' you? What about me?"

[Via Harvey]