We're the Only Ones "Yeah, That's the Ticket!" Enough

Officer Waits Weeks To Report Stolen Guns
Constable Dale Selvidge Left Guns In Patrol Car [More]

Let's see, he left them in his car to keep his kids safe, but the car lock doesn't always work, and he offered a job to work on the car to two strangers he pulled over, and he doesn't know if they saw the guns, and his dogs were barking, and he isn't sure if the guns were stolen then, and then he left town and...

What do you mean this story stinks to the high heavens and you've heard better lies out of four-year-olds?

Why on earth would his accounting of things make anyone suspicious?

I mean, the whole magic of being an "Only One" we are told, is it makes you more trustworthy than everybody else...

[Via Brian F]