'I just want to tell these people that I feel disgusted feeling other peoples private parts, but I cannot because I am a professional.' [More]Now that's funny right there.
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
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I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.
I've heard the same statement in "Gentleman's" Clubs.
But of course the dancers knew what they were getting into. Think of TSA applicants a few years back joining the organization to "Save flyers from crazed terrorists" back then it was metal detectors and hand wands. And years later they are suddenly feeling up the nations "Junk". I'm waiting for an episode of Dirty Jobs on the TSA edition.
David, if you haven't seen this already, this from Radley Balko at The Agitator today:
FB friend's suggested TSA slogan: "Exploring the vas deferens between liberty and security"
I swear, there are actually poets among us.
"Disgusted" at having to touch fat or not-clean people -- no wonder they sometimes "pat" so hard that they rock people back on their heels -- but not guilt-stricken over violating people's Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights.
Poor babies.
AP reports that despite all the threatened resistance, checkpoint traffic is flowing smoothly.
Of COURSE they're going to SAY that. I'll be sad if it turns out to be true.
With any luck, the airport traffic is flowing smoothly because a high percentage of potential travelers stayed out of the airports. There has also been a suggestion that TSA stopped using the porn-scsnners today so there was nothing to opt-out from.
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