Tuesday, December 07, 2010

We're the Only Ones Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'im Enough

"When I was face down ... my legs were held and I felt a sharp jabbing pain into my rectum," Johnson testified.  [More]
And remember--if you lift a finger.

You just lift your legs.

Funny thing about health Nazi "Furious Mike": He wants to ban smoking, trans fat, salt, guns...

Funny how power junkies stay addicted to something that's so demonstrably bad for everybody else's health...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

David,

You missed an opportunity in the only ones title.

How about "We're the only ones rectum-fying the situation enough".

Must of not had your full cup of coffee this morning to miss that one.