We're the Only Ones "Jeepers, Creepers, Where'd We Get Those Peepers" Enough

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Hey, isn't that what an "Only Ones" proponent really wants: "Someone to watch over me"?

As for taking "indecent liberties with a minor," isn't that what stripping freedoms and not treating individuals as responsible adults is all about?