Thursday, March 07, 2013

The Heartbreak of TFS

Lewis Unglesby, one of Louisiana's most prominent lawyers, said he had been "totally rebuffed" since speaking recently on a radio talk show and at the Baton Rouge Press Club in favor of a ban on assault weapons.

"I haven't heard from a single politician. Pure silence. And they all know how to call me when they want money," said Unglesby, a self-described hunter who owns guns. [More]

Terminal Fudd Syndrome is more than just a tragic condition. Left untreated, embarrassing, unsightly unglesbys can affect all areas of your life.

That's why I recommend Fuddaway.  Studies show regular application not only helps heal the body politic, it actually helps eliminate infectious lumps and keeps them from coming back.

[Via Jess]

1 comment:

Ed said...

Bless his heart that he used his 1st Amendment rights to advocate the infringement of others' 2nd Amendment rights.

Now itt appears that new lyrics can be written for this tune - "They call Unglesby "Pariah"":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCgLNuXSaSc

The 1st Amendment sometimes can be like farting. You are free to express yourself, just don't expect many people to go near you afterwards.